Don't you smell the cookies he's bakin' Can't you see that belly, it's shakin' Don't take a cookie off of that pan You don't want to mess with this man.
You've never seen this side of him before You know he won't be knockin' at your door
Here comes santa claus Doin' all those good things Everybody know the cause Here comes santa claus You know he's the big man Don't mess with the boss
Ask rudolph and he won't steer you wrong Santa wasn't this fat all along Until he started cookin one day Don't try and take that turkey away
Chorus
Cruisin' down the air highway on his sleigh Bringing all the presents for the next day Don't forget the donuts
His cookies and his milk are his pride Or anything that can be deep-fried Don't get me wrong santa's a nice guy But you don't want to get on his bad side
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