Goin' home, late last night Suddenly I got a fright Yeah I looked throught the window and surprised what I saw Fairy boots were dancin' with a dwarf, all right now!
Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me Yeah I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies Yeah fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes, well all right now!
So I went to the doctor, see what he could give me He said son, son, you've gone too far. 'cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do.