Woke up this morning and I had those walking blues (x2) I wasn't walkin' nowhere 'cause I didn't have no floor!
Staring over the edge of the bed My old lady lying next to me, I started to cry (x2) She said I'm gonna take this diploma, I'm gonna slice you in the eye!
Well I'm alright (he's alright) (x9) 'cause I got a degree!
Escaping through my window There's a policeman on the lawn outside my home (x2) I opened my mouth to scream but my throat was full of foam
So I'm sittin' in this cell My fortune dwindled to a thimble full of filth (x2) I may spend the rest of my life in jail but at least it's got a floor!
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