[chorus]: Spam It's pink and it's oval Spam I buy it at the mobil Spam It's made in chernobyl Spam
Now when I was a child My family was so poor They didn't have the finer things in life to eat So we had a plan In a big blue can The government substitute for meat
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To get me to eat it at dinner They said I'd grow up like bruce jenner He was a winner that never knew defeat And when he got hungry When he got hungry He cracked open that special treat It was
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S-p-a-m Don't you know it's my best friend S-p-a-m Again and again and again
S-p-a-m Don't you know it's my best friend S-p-a-m Again and again and again and again
So go and forget your o-s-c-a-r There's one meat by-product that's best by far It's
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